DRUNK AS A SKUNK Lobster

DRUNK AS A SKUNK Lobstergassed up They drink, they stink, but they may be your favorite uncle. This is the perfect gift for the lush who makes you blush. Mouth blown and hand painted glass ornament crafted in Poland. Finished with a calligraphed tag and dip dyed silk ribbon. 5"h Shop our full collection, For An Ornamental Surprise.

Get ready to scour the grocery store for geometrically shaped snacks to fill these playful serving bowls

…nuttin’ by trouble

these glasses feature a handmade stem and twisted texture

Have a Vintage Silver Cocktail Stirrer on hand for adding a spur to your stir of jalapeño margs or swatting unwanted admirers

All together now…Part of the “Cinco De Mayo” collection

press-on ostentation for dazzling your guests with wearable entertainment during your next dinner party or for party favors at the perfunctory fundraiser luncheon

Gift them to your friend whose accent has a British bent (like Madonna)

Perfect for the powder room in a state of undress

Use them for cold soups (think minted pea) or a scoop of ice cream (with chocolate sauce)

Cone-Tessa when you sashay the parquet courts with the glittery gossamer flowing behind you

It's so hard to find simple but elegant passing trays

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