Saturn Devouring His Coffee T-shirt Merch

Saturn Devouring His Coffee T-shirt MerchSaturn Devouring His Coffee T shirt I had this idea that made me laugh, and then I Photoshopped a coffee into Goya's original dark painting based on the classical myth (trigger warning: it's scary and gory) and added a caption and everyone I texted it to said "SOLD." Here's a shirt for anyone who's not at their best when they haven't had their coffee. Screenprinted Saturn on front. Red Rock logo on back. 100% cotton, printed in ABQ, NM. Due to it

2 reusable filters

The Greater Roadrunner is not only New Mexico’s state bird

It’s sweet like brown sugar

This light-medium roast has milk chocolate

may have less acid than hot-brewed coffee

For Spring/Summer of 2025

Set includes brewing container with handle

1 rubber stopper

richly chocolaty and nut-toned

Sweet tobacco finish with cedary undertones lifted by hints of candy apple

I had this idea that made me laugh

balanced medium roast coffee named after one of New Mexico’s quirkiest attractions (and we are not lacking in quirkiness here in Albuquirky’s home state)